THIS IS A SHAMELESS PLUG. VOTE FOR MY LOGO AND I'LL LET YOU LIVE.

You know, when Armageddon strikes.  Because I'm an Evil Genius, I have the power (see blog tittle for confirmation) to let you live should anything untoward happen. But, "Vote for what?" you ask...

Behold. The best-worst logo known to man:

VOTE NOW!

Because I was a graphic designer in a former life (read: before computers were invented), I thought I was more than mediocrely (it's a word; I just made it up, Webster) qualified to toss my shit in the ring.

Check out the submission guidelines, then go VOTE for me!!!!!

I need to win some serious shiznit.